Learn some Engrish

Engrish.com has many good examples of the asian Engrish. To quote the site:

It's hard to believe the Engrish masquerading as real English over in Japan. It can be seen on signs, people's jackets, t-shirts and shopping bags, in menus and on TV. But nowhere is it more prevalent than on the various consumer products found in convenience stores and supermarkets.

[Via Terje blog]